Just a Smile- Scottish Style
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:43 amTrue friendship -SCOTTISH STYLE!!
(None of thon sissy sh*te)
Are ye tired o' those p*sh weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series o' promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces on THIS email .
Just the stone cold truth o a great friendship.
1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pi**ed and plot revenge against the b*****d who made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o you every chance I get,
until you're NO.
5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP WHINGING
6... When yer confused -- I will use only wee words.
7... When ye are sick -- Stay away fae me until yer weel again.
I don't want whatever ye've got.
8... When ye fall, I will laugh my heed aff at ye, ya clumsy arse,
.........but I'll help ye up.
9... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
Because yer ma pal.
Friendship is like pi**ing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
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I hope the moderator will allow this to stay on here. It's only to raise a smile or two
(None of thon sissy sh*te)
Are ye tired o' those p*sh weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series o' promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces on THIS email .
Just the stone cold truth o a great friendship.
1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pi**ed and plot revenge against the b*****d who made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o you every chance I get,
until you're NO.
5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP WHINGING
6... When yer confused -- I will use only wee words.
7... When ye are sick -- Stay away fae me until yer weel again.
I don't want whatever ye've got.
8... When ye fall, I will laugh my heed aff at ye, ya clumsy arse,
.........but I'll help ye up.
9... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
Because yer ma pal.
Friendship is like pi**ing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
* * * * * * * *
I hope the moderator will allow this to stay on here. It's only to raise a smile or two
